:: American Angst ::

Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005 Friggin' Sickos.... These are piling up due to my work schedule and are too funny not to share. I hope to have a real entry for you again in a couple of days. ********************************* Someone Arrived Here Searching For: park and bitch grocery bagger stupid big women fart [well it's a good thing I'm losing weight, then! Can't WAIT to stop farting!] screw my wifes dog fucking does exlax really work carrie underwood forgets words to many songs american foot porn is it okay for my dog to eat cat poop girls have no tits [holy SHIT! Then what the hell ARE these things then!!] www.hoosiergazette.com o all tits how do girls pee? my husband will not lick my pussy pantyhose scenes in 80's movies why do men like to fuck latin women? girls farts free [are there places where you have to PAY for them?? I could make a FORTUNE!] does he hate me because of pms [Yes. And so does mine. George's reply: "I don't hate you ..cause of PMS anyway.." New husband applications can be sent to [email protected]] i love pooping my pants old tennessee pussy women pumping gas nude [WHO would do this???] match sourd sex american dating rules [sigh. well...at least he cares enough to check. Okay. here you go --and feminists may get pissed off at this, but get over it-- 1) pay the check. 2) hold open the doors. 3) don't pull out her chair. 4) do touch the small of her back as you guide her to wherever you may be going. 5) compliment her appearance in some form or fashion. 6) do NOT try to kiss her on the first date. Don't get close enough for HER to kiss you on the first date. Say goodnight and leave. At the most give her a quick hug. It will intrigue her. 7) and this is the most important. CALL her the next day and ask her out again. You're welcome.] free ass smell pictures of nurses fuck in the dinner hour [aaaaand here comes the brain cramp.] monster boobs do guys hate girls with pimples nude girls that need to be hit "squeeze his nuts" [George: *sucks in breath* "ooohh, no. don't. they are NOT ben wa balls! Be niiiice to the boys!] what to do if you fart in a work meeting [Quit.] i would like to nude or sexy black female singer photos for free [gotta love cheap ass porn freaks.] see me poop how do girl pee why they sucking a mans dick [Oooooh how I loooove the oh-so-intelligent people who say 'why' instead of 'while'. Idiot.] loves enemas need a girl for fucking [Now THAT is unique. The HELL do people think Google IS? A magic freakin' genie???] why are men so dumb [See above.] advice columns adultery my sister's boobs are huge and growing bigger grew bigger than her [fucking sitemeter stats machine! Cut off the last word! Bigger than her WHAT!? You canNOT torture me this way!!!] fat american tourists + sneakers fuck my midget ass [I HURT myself laughing at this one.] pictures of disco camel dog vaginal pimples what men think about pms porn my wife hates spastic bladders in men arachnid genitalia sexy wife in need sleeping bitch tushy [How the hell do you use 'bitch' and 'tushy' in the same breath??] sexy girls and trucks grandpa nude [aaaaand that takes care of my lunch appetite. Y'all are doing WONDERS for my diet!] i hate being a nurse [let's just pray that I don't get HER the next time I go to the ER.] boyfriend shoe lifts [awwwww.] men stupid pictures [so many to choose from...] "each breast weighs" sleeping pill poop my husband's mom porn site sexy polish ass i like you so much it hurt [me too.] american women are fats as fuck [perhaps...but at least we can spell...and kick your ASS in a fight...and we are SOOOO much richer than you are...so here's a nice tall glass of Fuck Right Off.] i use a whip on my husband old women who like to get fucked up the ass [*sounds of Gracie running to the bathroom....uuuuppp...and there's the sound of her dry-heaving*] (ding dong boobs) [apparently you get better pictures if you WHISPER] gas in the ass girl funny sexy dogs on girls [apparently you can dress up a dog in lingerie, teach it to tell jokes and you've got a WINNER] no shitting sign my mom was in a porn smell my shit farts fuck my sister(porn) [oh, THANKS for clarifying that with the (porn) ending to the phrase...as though there'd be a chance that you'd instead be faced with inspiring stories of LOVE?? ...ya big dork.] please fart on my face fuck rub girl [one or the other, sucky sucky boy] show me some dogs sex photographs [from India. And no I will NOT.] fuck me hard you slutty bitch import skin porn girls that like pooping [yeah, TOTALLY the highlight of my day.] cheerleaders go wildly naked [as opposed to lackadaisically naked...] my wifes legs chubby girls in short skirts girl who love to smell poop [WHY must I be forced to picture these things???] funny stuff for americans screw my bitch deaf naked girl i hate white girls lesbian ass smell oprah black bitch what's wrong with black tits funny things about girls that hate on other girls i hafta go pee christmas funny fuck what does black poop mean hey bella, fuck off! very sexy pictures of american nurses [not just sexy, no no. They hafta be VERY sexy] what if he wore pantyhose [he'd have to buy me something VERY pretty and VERY shiny] need dog to screw wife hot girls fart too can i fuck my dog [sure. you can also fuck yourself. please do so.] women that like to be punched in the stomach pay to beat up hungry ass runaway bride eyelids [she has none. NONE. It's also a little-known fact that people with bug-eyes tend to be WICKED liars.] pam anderson farts [I happen to have four of those for sale. Hundred bucks each.] why are american girls so slutty [because we CAN be.] turd taster george waxing husband wants wife fucked by another man pregnant porn freaks i want to have a pretty girl pee in my mouth [thanks. I'm blind now.] oooooooh pusy pron fender torture method "torture method" how many sleeping pills does it take to kill someone [if your partner's IP address is 67.175.24.48 and they were online at 12:44 am on Aug 4 2005, then perhaps you should make him/her taste EVERYTHING before eating it yourself...] goofy ass white women [Hello, I'm Gracie. Damn glad ta meetcha!] men fucking any ass [I'm trying to decide whether I'm happy that people are finally being LESS specific with their fetish searches.] here are some pictures of my sister bound and gagged someone who hates everyone is a [person I want to know?] images of fucking someone fuck nancy grace, and fuck cnn! [you GO honey!] dumb in portuguese [is dumb in any language...] what we are entitled to as americans [eeeeeverything] where do girls pee from? [Well I don't know about y'all, but I? Aaaaalways pee from the heart.] itt tech who are you and what have you done with my son [hahahahahahahha!] you bother the hell out of me [and my work here is done.] ********************************* Write me a Note here. Read my notes here. 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