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Okee-Dokee. I know, I know...I've neglected you. I have. And it will probably not be too much better until this project is completed in mid-August. Sorry..gotta pay the mortgage. Having said that, I am working on an entry telling of the hilarious trip George and I took to Tennessee recently. There are pictures and stories and it will take some time to put together. In the meantime, here is the latest sampling of just SOME of the search terms people used to find this site. There are many. There are many that are NASTY. Have fun!
Someone Arrived Here by Searching For:
racoon sound
women showing asshole
her butt corduroy
i'm bald like my adorable husband
pictures of pimples in dogs
funny pictures of pusy google.com
"conan o'brien" orgasm
"husband in pantyhose"
old granny flaps porn
im over fertile
my thighs touch when i walk
old snatch
how to get my dog to lick my pussy [george: PEANUT BUTTER!!]
french women stink
tushy meaning
my sister hates me so why does she want to see me? [do these people think that google is a freakin' Magic EIGHT BALL!?!?]
camel mating position
fat dog porn [jesus. Picky much?? Isn't dog porn enough? Nope. Uh-uh. We need FAT dog porn!]
spanky tushy
polish total eclipse heart
how quickly does exlax work?
stink boobs
all fart porn
pee in my pants
brokenjoey
hiccup videos
fuck you right back
ding fries are done friendly version
screw my wife black [well what color is she NOW??]
yahoo bitch briefcase
vaginal yeast infection pictures porn [you need SERIOUS help.]
fucked up christmas ornaments
snotty friends
girls ass smell
photo i just threw up a little bit in my mouth
what is vonzell doing now
monster boobs
the biggest female farter
marriage sucks
divorce etiquette
why my husband is dumb [wonder if this and the previous two are the same person??]
spanish people bound and gagged
godzilla chewing gum makes us look american
kirstie alley poop [try eBay]
""female judge" porn "
mother dog love porn
my wife's a bitch
nude men fucking someone else [as opposed to...???]
preventive or preventative grammar [never EVER preventative. It's redundant and makes ya sound uneducated. "but.." no. NO. It's never okay. Much like real-A-tor is wrong wrong and WRONG.]
brown recluse versus daddy long legs [ultimate arachnid championship!!]
burger in butt pic
woman shitting of my face [OF your face???]
dumb things american do [ohhhh I dunno...make fun of Canadians with nothing better to do than performs searches such as these?]
"my mother" "nude" "ass" "sexy" "sleep" "lick"
smell my pants
blah pee
my shit husband
naked ding dong girls
girl deaf photo love
"no respect" porn [hey...I love porn juuust as much as the next ...uh...woman in her thirties...but dude? Is there any other kind???]
nude dork girls
how do i make tight pants? [rub up against the couch]
free poop eating pictures/ no j [the HELL is 'no j'???]
assuage+sadness
actors where shoe lifts [it's WEAR dammit]
"african american country stars"
fuck fart stor
racoon sound
pictures lime coke
perfect ass updates
hungry ass for anything
insert on ass woman any things
"much needed pee"
why do a man like sucking a woman vaginal naked in disco [uh-owww-ooowwwWWw brain...can't...take...it...meeeeltiiiing]
nude javier lopez pictures [heh...NOW yer talkin'!!!]
dogs+ear plugs
porn linen tight pants
the evils of makeup
smell my pantyhose
movie publix sex
jennifer wilbanks dumb bitch
how does a lizard get on his back? [dude. have some respect for yourself...pay a prostitute...]
stink+tits [i keep thinking that, somehow, I've seen it all and will no longer be surprised or grossed out by search terms in my stats...and then I see things like this...]
i hate itt tech
humiliate my wife thumbs
female poop [because it's DIFFERENT don'tchaknow]
pictures of american doughnuts
skull & crossbones porn
office farter how to stop them
onstar pill
fuck my wife in her stinky ass
try and stare this at without laughing
pale skin porn
is nancy grace jewish
married american bitch
fucking your boyfriends lesbian mom porn
my sister big ass the best i fucked
porn fuh so
sexy questions for american man
snot nose stinky pants
pervert in the poop stall
funny pantyhose
deaf,shit
pussy of my mom bull for free
"time to go to trial" song
selling mattresses sucks
old maid doggy sex
whu should you buy a camera
want to fuck nancy grace [yeeeeah, good luck with that]
female biker nicknames
how to put on a boob
humiliation shopping note
ussed optimistic
proper usage phrase "irregardless" [sigh. how many tiiiimes do we have to go OVER this?? It is NEVER proper. Ever. It's a word made up of two other words. Regardless and Irrespective. By idiots. Don't be one of those.]
i need a good whipping by a man
hong kong sexy boom
physician assistants stink
black men and pickup trucks
sucky girls
sexy inlaws
nurse up the ass
subdued sexy girls
american old man in nude
why do i get pimples on my butt
how to get the arou ticket
fuckin hard
shut the fuck up nancy grace
how to take a picture of a taco
nancy grace racist
talking in the third person pisses me off
nancy grace + cnn + sucks!
i am entitled to
thunder boobs
am i hungry
how do fat men pee
picture of lime peeing
humiliate pussy brat
which stall do you go to
what is yep instead of yes
tomkat cult
chasing tail dog stupidity
god is porn freak
my wife is a poop farter
midget deaf pretty
deaf can sing
crossing my legs to not pee
girls blowing farts into girls faces
in my husband's ass
pictures of men in low rise tight pants
american racist porn
angst porn
oompa loompa porn
i want to see lil kim's tits [dude. She's a slutty, vapid, perjuring moron who can't NOT show her tits...you should have NO trouble finding them anywhere and everywhere.]
bottle squat woman
bathroom signs "do not flush" funny
sexy+deaf girls
office pooping porn
"ding! pies are done!"
nasty americans fuck
rules for my boss
american idol funny black kid with gold teeth [he wasn't so much FUNNY as...terrifyingly stupid, especially given that THAT seems to be our future.]
american fuck wife with her husband pictures
sexy poolboy
fran drescher stop monkeying around
girls stink
damndogs
brown recluse versus daddy long legs
burger in butt pic
who is judith light's brother [finally! someone who wants knowledge instead of her naked ass!]
buy american fist
honkies
my dog and me lick each other
why are men stupid? [if they weren't, then us women would have so very little to feed our overly-dramatic-hormone-tinged neuroses. duh.]
live web cam of colonoscopy
when does lil kim pregnant [is English REALLY that hard to grasp???]
boom boom long time
love stories angst
stare at picture of ass fart
bat mitzvah faq
"cruel wife"
dreams meaning pee
old woman diaper smell
my husband wants to choke our grown-up son?
king of farter
what does phrase cooking on gas mean
pamela anderson big boos
hot girl farts
is nancy grace in love??
how to stop car alarm that won't quit
porn why men use it
how many sleeping pills does it take to kill yourself [half of one. now go get HELP]
whatis pusy
when to wear corduroy [1978 and ONLY 1978.]
nancy grace spanking
shit on toilet seat etiquette
picture of my poop
ya boob
fantasia does a lot of screaming [no shit, huh? I don't recall it being American SCREAMER & HOP-On-Stage-Like-Possessed-Freak, no no...I thought it was American IDOL...meaning SINGER.]
why do latin girls hate white girls? [I thought EVERYONE hated white girls? So it's just the latin girls then?]
do girls fart [nope]
funny responses to questions [could ya BE more vague??]
nude woman pumping gas
dumb wifes porn
j'ne se quoi know
my boss fucked my pussy then my ass
i'm soooo hungry
how dumb is he? he's so dumb...
her butt corduroy
i'm bald like my adorable husband
sexy sentences
I'm going to add these links to each entry for a while now since I get a HUGE amount of hits from people searching for these each day:
For the people who've been searching over and over for the Fuck You You Fucking Fuck mugs and t-shirts, here are direct links:
Also, there is always (and has always been) a large link at the top right of the http://www.americanangst.com webpage for my 'CafePress' shop where you can purchase these items.
Last 5 Entries:
How Much Are YOU Worth? - Sunday, Jan. 08, 2006 Perfume and Lazy Bastards.... - Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 Like Poop Through a Goose.... - Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 Bling and Bullets.... - Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 Get Into The Frickin Spirit.... - Friday, Dec. 23, 2005
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