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Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 More Search Terms.... Gracie note: forgive me. I think I'm numb to this. I'm sure some of these may shock some of YOU...but if you saw some of the sick-ass shit I see in my stats that I DON'T print, you'd understand why most of these things seem so...tame. and funny. Thanks. Now, back to our program. Someone Arrived Here Searching For: pictures of women introducing things up in the ass what's wrong with dating white girls [nuh-in, boo!] gay en spandex show me sexy,romance,kissing pictures of a girl i'm so sexy, theres a support group for my stalkers [bwwwaaahahahahhahaha!] jay leno masturbate [gross. I mean...I love Jay 'n all, but...just ew.] snot and nose sucking girls fat black maid fucked by boss [hey. I don't MAKE the searches, people. I just report 'em.] american gum pussy [blink blink blink. the HELL does that MEAN??] i want to fuck nancy's pantyhosed legs nose in girls ass fart smelling do women prefer looking at naked women versus naked men? what are happy pants lesbian mother-in-law porn links [gawd. WHY can't people just search for regular PORN anymore???] desperate pee oktoberfest [thank GOD. I was worried that he'd find a LEISURELY pee oktoberfest!] send poop to someone sexy polish ass and feet husband mean to my pussy female poop sandled jewish dominatrix sexy african-american men porn for women it hurts when i poop when i'm on my periods ---Another note from gracie: I will NOT reformat, remix, zip, convert, or in ANY way do any THING to the ding fries are done video and email it, burn it, deliver it, or sing it to you. I love you people, really I do, but ....just....NO. I have a job. --- black stink pussy [is that like gum rot?] i refuse to believe girls dont poop [okay then] how to get my wife to use a whip how to fail a class televangelist money hungry funny faces jimmy buffet homosexual [heh. hehehe. hehehehe] um lesbianism oh sweet momma porn my mom was in porn flush thong dressmaking frogs lick my tits said the black whore pale skin porn "granny's twat" "martin looter king" "crap in the urinal" last supper paraphanalia [which makes it CLEAR for us now that a DICTIONARY was NOT one of the items present that day...] mama's boobs song boob size poem dunking duck toy funny sayings to write on hockey signs pms bitch meter ow to plunge a toilet "nude disco" pictures of guys sucking women... the women screaming "no! no!" oh no she dih-int how do men clean up after masturbation? [are ya freakin' KIDDING me???] translate gracie into english sexy black women of tennessee are men stupid? oops i`m pooped naked girls farting real noises [like what? honking car horn? hooting owl? Fire alarms? THOSE real noises??] the slutty grocery girls weetie is a bitch why do latina women hate being alone? tomboy sex thumbs george sucks! [hey! George is GREAT!!] vote nude wifes goot vom sex [I don't know.] biiiig tits screwing in a catsuit did you ever screw a dog? [not once.] i had an epidural shot yesterday and my hand hurts [was your hand up your ASS??] why does my vacuum cleaner stink [well..judging from my other search stats about vacuum cleaners...I am preeeetty sure I know eXACTLY why your vacuum stinks...] sexy girls beside the cars funny carton man looking at porn legless women porn deaf and dumb porn stars [hey...one outta two ain't bad] insects used for torture [whattayou? Miagi??] whisper use sexy girls photo witch's pantyhose sex punishment outfits for girls funny hand gestures christmas think fries are done [christmas fries. oh yum.] velcro pantyhose do me fart stink like old men funny compliments for girls nurse + boobs 182005 [uhhhhh....42???] judge my nude granny indian rebel porn ********************************* Write me a Note here. Read my notes here. Read a Random Entry Previous | Next Last 5 Entries: How Much Are YOU Worth? - Sunday, Jan. 08, 2006 Perfume and Lazy Bastards.... - Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 Like Poop Through a Goose.... - Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 Bling and Bullets.... - Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 Get Into The Frickin Spirit.... - Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 ^ back to top

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