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Puttin' the FUN in dys-FUN-ctional!! It's the holidays! Time for Ding Fries Are Done! |
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Ding Fries Are Done - Rounds - MP3
Ding Fries Are Done - Rounds - MP3
Fries Are Done - Shorter - MP3
Fries Are Done - End of tune - MP3
Apple Pie portion - Short - Mp3
Thanks again Rick! I have such creative minions!
(Oh, and P.S., pleeease do not email Ms. Gracie asking her how to get these tones onto your phone. There are many many different kinds of phones, services, etc., and many more ways to send the tones to your phone and I am certainly not an expert, so you'd do best to go to Google and type in your phone model and 'send ringtones to my phone'. Good luck! And if anyone figures out how to get these ringtones onto a Blackberry 6230? Dude...TOTALLY have to tell me how! I desperately want these on my phone!)
Also, to extend your holiday joy, why not purchase a Ding Fries Are Done mug, t-shirt, or bumper sticker? We have tons of stuff in the store and the prices are only a dollar or two above cost, so get your gift-giving done today without having to move your ass out of your seat! Click here to shop.
Note on the angst gear: I am in the process of creating all new graphics for these items (where my ego is a bit smaller and the americanangst.com sponsorship text will be a lot smaller as well) so check it out and buy a few for friends, co-workers, and people you love to hate! Do it! Clearly I need money for therapy!
As I mentioned yesterday, we are trying to get the advice column started back up again and, because I have such awesome readers, we've had people send in their questions! The first comes from ...I'm sure she wouldn't want me to use her name, so I've given her a moniker. For those who send in questions in the future, please specify if you want your name used or not. If not, assign yourself a catchy little nickname or I can do that for you. Now, on to today's dilemma!
Gracie,
Ever since you posted about your office a few months ago, I can't stop thinking about your condemnation of women who go into the bathroom and clench really tight, waiting for the next woman to leave the restroom, so they can finally "let go" in peace. It's like a stand-off, is what it is. Well, Gracie, I know their pain. I'm all for letting go and all, but in front of new co-workers, or snotty co-workers, it's just...I can't do it. Why, just the other day, after I wrote in my own blog that it's time to liberate all women, and just we should all just get IN there and do what comes naturally, come what may, I now realize that I was speaking of letting go in front of complete strangers. That I can do. And give a little knowing smile (after properly washing my hands) as I turn to leave the bathroom and all its inhabitants forever. I don't know these people. They can't judge me. Everybody poops. But when it's your co-workers? Oh, the agony! What's a woman to do?
Signed,
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Answer:
George's Advice: let it rip and (after properly washing your hands) run --top speed!-- to your desk and send an email to the entire department and blame it on her!! By the time she gets back to HER desk and tries to tell everyone that it was you, it'll be old news and, even better, they'll naturally assume that she's just trying to cover up for her own stinkiness. Tr�s uncouth!
Gracie's Advice: I must admit that I have found that I feel the same way; when someone I don't like (or trust) or who isn't very nice to me...who's a gossip, perhaps, or just plain mean? I, too, cannot poop freely. So perhaps what works for me may work for you. I have two options for you:
Please be sure to write back soon and let us know how this advice worked for ya. It's one of my biggest pet peeves with advice columns...we never hear if it worked for the people or not!
Do YOU have a dilemma, family squabble, moral quandry? Send your questions to [email protected]. (*Letters may be edited for length and to protect the identity of individuals. Also, don't worry too much about the spelling/grammar. That isn't the point of this exercise. Submission of the letter signifies your consent to posting on public website. We will not, however, post your real name, email address, or other identifying information.)
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