So I've told you before that my sister works for a Dermatology clinic waaaay up in the Appalachian mountains, right? Well. She needed to send me a check for something, and she has this hangup about sending checks in the mail. She simply cannot bring herself to put a check in an envelope by itself. She always, always has to fold it up in a piece of paper or something...to keep it safe. This occasion was no different. Well...it was a LITTLE different. She soared to a new level of dementia this time by hiding the check in one of three pamphlets from her clinic. I am truly learning to hate her. Because I HAVE to look at them. And now...so do you. CLICK HERE.
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All right...I've got so many unbelievable 'someone found this site by searching for...' terms that I will never be able to post them all at this rate. So rather than the usual posting of one per entry, I'm going to list several here, just so you can share with me how truly deranged the public is:
Will i go to heaven if i kill myself [ ohhhh sweetie. ]
slip it up my ass [ Okay, but it's gonna need some lube!! ]
big fat penises [ This and the one just above were searched for by the same person. one person. in the UK. What the HELL is going on over there?? ]
why do dogs eat their frozen shit
sex.night
rubber gloves up arse [ STILL THE SAME GUY!! Dude. That's why they invented prostitutes! Go find one and get outta my search files!! ]
squatting to poop
american nurse ass [ as opposed to Yemin nurse ass??? ]
Randi Coy hateful [ wow - been outta town for a year, have ya? ]
"yahoo groups" "fart"
what does "judith light's" mother look like? [ Ohhhh, god. I'll bet now you want to see HER naked, too, huh?? I have a question for all you nutjobs that keep doing searches for judith light naked...what the HELL is so great about her and her nakedness?? ]
Judith Light pantyhose [ oooooh looky here. ]
cat joo joo car
stall for controlling llamas
got busy in the burger king bathroom [ That has to be the saddest thing I've ever heard. EVER. ]
ding the pies are done. [ IT'S FRIES DAMMIT!!! ]
hbo eddie lizard [ LIZARD. ]
"javier lopez" gay [ May God strike you MUTE for such blasphemous searching!!! ]
pictures of ass
offending smell [ on the INTERNET? Really? ]
queen latifah's big tits
travel pussy how to use [ are you freakin KIDDING ME with this??? Dude. If you have to ASK you are NOT READY for the travel pussy. I'm just sayin'. ]
mound muncher
pamela anderson porn porn [ as opposed to just pamela anderson porn? Why twice?? ]
why are men so dumb? [ you'd be SHOCKED if you knew how often this search shows up in my stats. Apparently it's an epidemic. ]
her my boo mp3
doing a pee
funny rodents
i hate my big fat obnoxious fiance
cute beat-up babies [ sigh. fuckin' people. ]
AGAIN with the portuguese pussy. GET A LIFE!
why oprah sucks list [ There's an actual LIST for this?? Wow. People jealous of her cash much? ]
pee pee mouth step sister
funny ear plugs [ Damn. Mine aren't funny at ALL. ]
mistermeaner of theft
into ya pants
PMS in men
Judith Light nude [ I really hate you. ]
He called me a idiot [ Well, DUH...if you aren't intelligent enough to know that it's AN idiot...not 'A' idiot...well dearie...newsflash: you may just be AN idiot. ]
Spa Sydell orgasm (hey! I've been there repeatedly and I did NOT see that on the menu!!!)
funny movies about burgers and fries to send to friends
