:: American Angst ::

Monday, Jun. 06, 2005 The fertile the man of in in boon.... Today's entry is solely devoted to the horror that is a movie bought in Hong Kong and translated back into English for the tourists. Rather than try to make it all fit here, I will redirect you to its own page. It's graphic intensive, but oooohhh so worth it. Enjoy! CLICK HERE FOR THE HONG KONG MOVIE DISASTER PAGE ********************************* Eh, I couldn't leave you without SOME 'search terms' so here ya go: lyrics of total eclipse of the fart aspercreme commercial i'm bald like my adorable husband pee in my ass girls love their tushy smell dumb bitch jennifer wilbanks black men is doing it all night pictures [you know...even when we're searching for porn, shouldn't we at least TRY to be grammatically correct??] send porn to your coworker revenge "afraid to fart" wife's bitch meaning oops i crap my pants i peeked through the hole in the stall amazing american angst [*gracie curtsies*] naked crotches video of dog screwing woman only poop goes the weasel my wife's a bitch marriage sucks marriage sucks? [the hell?? Are they having conversations with each other??] oompa loompa makeup does anthony federov have a sister naked ding dong tits spanking orgasm conan o'brien caught crying in public [i cannot explain why this is so funny to me. And I can't help but think that Conan would think so, too. ...unless it's true...unless he really IS a big puss who was weeping in public...maybe he saw a pretty sunsent and, as Demi Moore says with such a lack of plausability in 'Ghost': "I broke into tears". And just by the way, WHO the hell talks like that?] fart face trailer what if men had pms? [the world would become extinct. plaaaain n' simple, chickadee.] people ding in memorial day how to speak mobster pictures of people that have murdered [sounds like someone is in need of a Crash Course for Becoming a Made Man] why do i shiver when i pee? cute american accent pictures of people blowing farts sexy sentences soccer moms nude husband in pantyhose fart porn skirt etiquette escalator stop american hot womans ohsofun womans get a spanking shaun cassidy shorts bug pussy horse feces and dogs grandpa ate my pussy i lick my wife shitty asshole [hey. if *I* hafta read this shit, then sooooo do you.] american group hates The English people do black girl fart [South Americans are, apparently, a veeeery curious people] 3-people peeing camel mating position picture dogs hates ceiling fans ocd infidelity [PLEASE tell me you didn't fall for that. That he juuuuust can't help screwing other people...cuz o' his disEASE n' all. *pokes finger down throat*] ********************************* Write me a Note here. Read my notes here. Read a Random Entry Previous | Next Last 5 Entries: How Much Are YOU Worth? - Sunday, Jan. 08, 2006 Perfume and Lazy Bastards.... - Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 Like Poop Through a Goose.... - Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 Bling and Bullets.... - Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 Get Into The Frickin Spirit.... - Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 ^ back to top

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