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Answer to yesterday's Idol Judge Idiot Comment: Randy Jackson. Duh.
Why is everyone making such a big deal that there are no black people on Michael Jackson's jury?? Have they all forgotten that MJ is NOT black anymore?? He's a pasty white ELF for christ's sake, and I don't see any o' THOSE on his jury, but ya don't hear me whinin' bout that, now do ya?
My son was getting ready to leave for school the other morning and, like all teenagers, feels he's too cool to be WARM in cold weather, so I knew better than to assume that he would throw on a jacket or gloves or anything stupid like that. He was walking through the
living room, gathering things to take with him, and I tossed a ski cap toward him and told him to wear it. He wrinkled his nose and
jumped out of the path of the flying cap as though it would burn his flesh.
Kiddo: "Maaahhh-ahhhhm! GROSS! I can't wear THAT!"
Gracie: "Why not?
Kiddo: "Because it's PEACH colored!"
Gracie: "Good grief, Kiddo, who cares? It will keep you WARM."
Kiddo: "Nope. Can't do it. Besides, it's not THAT cold out. I'll be fiiiiine."
Gracie: "Kiddo, it is 22 degrees outside. You NEED to wear something warm!"
Kiddo: "Okay, okay, but not THAT. I have a hat downstairs. I'll wear that, okay?"
Gracie: "Fine"
Knowing how teenagers are, I decided to watch out the window, fully expecting to see him running for the bus without wearing a hat, positive that his mother's scattered mind would forget to punish him after school. A moment later he left the house through the garage and began making his way down the driveway, and I was surprised to see that I was wrong. He WAS wearing a hat after all. ....a Santa hat.
Sigh.
Latest search terms (and no, I NEVER get tired of seeing these...despite the brain cramps they give me):
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"mom's nipple" [Maybe I should rethink that whole 'never get tired of seeing these' comment waaay back up top there.]
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wishes my husband to humiliate me [Oooohhh, sweetie. It's WAY more fun the other way around! Get yourself a website!]
Last 5 Entries:
How Much Are YOU Worth? - Sunday, Jan. 08, 2006 Perfume and Lazy Bastards.... - Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 Like Poop Through a Goose.... - Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 Bling and Bullets.... - Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 Get Into The Frickin Spirit.... - Friday, Dec. 23, 2005
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