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as much as I loved the songs that carrie and bo sang, it was irritating since the Idol producers apparently re-hired the deaf asstard that handles their sound. HATE it when the background music is so much louder than the singers and you can't really hear what they're singing. I actually wrote to them a while back about this and I *thought* they listened and acted on it, but...not so much.
I didn't like Bo's performance as much this time as I usually do. It was okay, but....eh. See? Simon thought so too: Simon was VERY spot-on about Bo. It was very boring. The whole thing. I have to agree with him. I know the audience has to boo because...what? they can't handle truth? They can't handle any sort of criticism?? Whatever. He was right.
Oh, and here comes unintelligible Randy: "aw-ite. you awready in duh dog pound, so we got dat settuhd, but you know..." who GIVESAFLYINGFUCK about your stupid dog pound club?
Vonzell is singing Trisha YEARWOOD? WHAT?? COUNTRY Trisha?? Oh, okay, it's How Do I Live. Oooooo, honey. Not only is she off-pitch, but it's WAY too slow. Yick. Especially now when it's down to the wire...WHAT was she thinking? The end was okay, but she could have done SO much better. I hate it when they pick a sucky song and they don't do a good job with it, but because they belt out the last few words, everyone screams and cheers as though they rocked the whole thing. Oh look! THere's the pimps! Hi Pimps!
Randy? Dammit. He agreed with me. Shit. What does THAT mean???
Oh. My. Got. Vonzell's daddy's a PIMP!?! The HELL?? A 60-year-old pimp? Gross.
Oh shit. The temptation to discuss Anthony's parents is almost too much to resist. So reminiscint of ERB. Ahhh, but I can't. Not only are they sweet, but poor Vonzell is crying her eyes out right now, and I have no idea why, but I feel bad enough for her...this young kid with so much pressure heaped upon her, being judged by all of us and, well...I'm having a nice moment.
Ooooo, I LOVE this song. Good choice Anthony. WELL done, kiddo! Way better than Bo's performance tonight. Jesus. That last note actually gave me chills. WOW.
Paula's brilliant comment to Anthony: "Start picking songs that are a little more challenging for you. She said the same thing to Bo. She completely ignored Carrie, since we all know how she feels about white women. Oh, and of COURSE Simon had to trash the country song. It'd be nice if, as a freakin' RECORD producer and musicuh-jeeeenyus, he could take the time to understand the concept of country music. But whatever. Anthony got my vote tonight. Paula, as usual, did not. Hey, wouldn't it be GREAT if we got to vote for the judges?? Oooooh, now THAT is something I could get behind! Although...it simply wouldn't be complete unless people could vote for me as a judge. I totally deserve it. Do too!
GodDAMN that girl can sing. I heart Carrie. Truly. Randy: "You know...it was just one of those things that didn't work for me tonight." Paula too?!?! AND Simon?? They have GOT to hear this at home tonight. Fucking deaf fools. That was AMAZING! Idiots.
Awwww! Bo's dedication to his parents....soooo cute.
quaaack quaaack quaaack. Damn dogs. Damn PetSmart selling toys that, when squeezed (or stepped on) make animal sounds. Bailey just walked by and accidentally stepped on the duck toy and scared the SHIT out of herself when it began quacking at her.
ohhhh uhhuh. Paula can't walk properly...has to be HELPED off stage by 'handlers' but she has NO problem standing up and WIGGLING and being a GROUPIE for Bo, eh? GOD she's pathetic.
Ohhh and of COURSE Paula had to stand up and do her idiotic open-handed clap for the black girl. And had to claim that Vonzell stretches herself and challenges herself. Ohhh, I see. So if you sing a black song, and ARE a black person, THAT is keeping it real and being true to yourself. But if you're a white country girl and sing a WHITE COUNTRY SONG, then you aren't even worthy of comment or decent comments, eh? THEN you aren't stretching yourself. So apparently you only stretch yourself and challenge yourself and -- somehow -- remain true to yourself at the same time is to sing black songs. Just so we're clear.
Am I having Deja Vu??? Did Anthony just sing the same song that Carrie did?? Is he HIGH?? To compare her phenomenal voice and his?? Was the song selection THAT sparse??
this is a much better version of that song??? Paula: You came out here with conviction and nailed it?? Friggin fools. HOW did they not hear how great Carrie's version was?? HOW??
I just went back and listened to her song again and there wasn't a single note off-pitch in there. Perhaps the band is even louder there than it is on our sets and they sounded shitty, but honey? She was flawless.
And this week's comments, which will hopefully make more sense, since I just re-read those up there and have NO idea what the hell any of it meant....:
Okay. I have about 2 minutes here cuz work is insane, but if you didn't get goosebumps when Carrie sang 'Crying' then ya have no soul.
paula went a bit overboard on the praise she heaped upon Vonzell for Chain of Fools. I didn't think it was as soulful as Paula did, but it was still very good.
I know, I am ridiculously biased here. I adore Carrie and her perfect vocals. I like Bo and Vonzell too...they both are great performers, but Carrie's voice is so superior and I really want to see that rewarded, despite the fact that she doesn't try to play with the audience. I don't require a singer to engage me in 6 different ways. Sing a good song, have a great voice, I don't care if you wiggle and make eyes at the camera or audience. Matters not. Sing. Plain n' simple.
Ooooweee. Bo flirts with the camera like nobody's business. He makes me tingly.
And how bold was that of him to choose a song with no backing vocals or music?? Good for him! Unh. He rocks. Holy shit. I love my George more than life itself, but if Bo showed up at my door right now? Well.
I think it's very touching, too, how protective Simon has become of Paula. Have you noticed how easy he has been on her since the Corey Clarke debacle? Not only has he not slammed her ONCE since then, but he has been so sweet...winking at her, being kind...makes me like him even more. Even though I don't like Paula, she doesn't deserve the crap Corey's dishing out right now.
fucking randy. what the HELL does 'blow' have to do with singing??? "Doo, you kin BLOW, man!"
hahahaha. Vonzell's...what? Mayor? Mispronounced Simon's last name. Called him Simon Coal. hahaha. Dork.
Ooooo...on the radio!! Lyyyyyuhhhv this song.
Wow. Hard to pick just one person tonight. They all did really well. Hmmmm....wonder who I'll vote for....
Can we just stop for a moment and BEG the next person who directs Julia Roberts in a film to please, PLEASE ignore the apparent clause in her contract that requires her to throw her head back and guffaw during the last 30 seconds of every. fucking. film. she's. IN!?!
Hey thanks.
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