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I received the following email from my father yesterday. Please send in your suggestions or thoughts.
Gracie, HELP!!!
This is a problem I pray you and your readers can help me solve.
Our sweet little Maltese dog - you know, the one we call your �littlest sister� and �the one we like the best� - ate her own poop again this morning.
Horrified is not too strong a term for my reaction.
I googled the subject. This led to an entirely different sort of situation, namely the huge number of porn sites that appeared.
After rebooting, I found the following scientific data (my comments are in italics):
I am hoping your faithful readers will come to my rescue. Having to run behind the mail kiosk to puke every time I walk FeeFee is starting to generate negative comments amongst the neighbors.
Although they think this act is hilarious after one of our homeowner association meetings (which consists of 5 minutes of business and 4 hours of drinking), they don�t seem as entertained by this involuntary act when they and I are sober.
Please tell me what to do! FeeFee likes to lick my face after a walk and�.I�ll finish later - got to head for the kiosk.
Dad
Then later I received:
I don�t know - maybe the best thing is to acknowledge and accept this poop-eating behavior. To that end, I�ve been thinking of changing FeeFee�s name.
A name should reflect something of the bearer�s character, so I offer the following:
Growler gobbler
My mother chimed in with:
Since "Suzette" indicates a flaming concoction, she may want to avoid that one. But I must say, you are a sick man that needs to get back to work so your brain can get the proper exercise!
At a later date we will discuss their dog's penchant for rolling on any and all dead worms it happens to pass when out for her walks. Bizarre little dog. Once again, I need your help easing the pain of my father's psyche, so please send in your suggestions or thoughts.
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